me when i miss my flight
How in the heavens is that a failed stunt jump
thank you, have heart-butt
well, that is one familiar-ass jumper
what the frickle frackle
you and I… match! like, properly match!
but… that can’t be right. No, we don’t match, because I’ve got this…
And you… don’t. Right?
almost afraid to ask, but…
i’m almost sorry to break it to you…
Okay fine! But you can’t possibly have this!
Long live Hunkemöller.
what is going on here
The collision between the Milky Way Galaxy and the Andromeda Galaxy.
the grand showdown
Andromeda is a bit bigger than us. So when that happens, Andromeda’s black hole is gonna consume our black hole in a vicious act of galactic canabalism.
Which is an actual term used in astronomy apparently.
“Galactic Cannabalism” sounds like an electro/death metal fusion band.
Galactic cannibalism is one of my favourite astronomical terms, but it doesn’t beat the term used for the stretching out into a long thin tube that occurs when something falls into a black hole (spaghettification) or the term used for a rock thought to be a meteorite but which later turns out to be an ordinary terrestrial rock (meteowrong).
fuck astronomy remains to be my favorite thing
apparently we’ll survive this